I have never been a cook and I am the greatest disaster in the kitchen. I am of the opinion that supermarkets can always solve my problem as well as they can compensate any lack of any desire to cook. And why should I bother about this in case a general notion is that men are better cooks than the fair sex. 😀 But most probably the recipe I came across some time ago will change my perceptions and I will start making wonders in the kitchen. And here is the recipe for a turkey that might make me try to cook.
T H E R E C I P E ….. ta-ta-taaaa 😀
<> First buy a turkey (not big, not small).
<> Have a glass of red wine. (Hmmm ..… Why not Nero d’Avola?!).
<> Stuff the turkey. (Yeap … It’s gonna be more tasty.)
<> And have another glass of wine. (Cheers 🙂 )
<> Put the turkey in oven. (You’re almost done.)
<> Relax and have a third glass of red wine. (A good idea and let the fun start nooow. 😀 )
<> Turk the bastey.
<> Wine of glass another get.
<> Hunt for meat thermometer.
<> Glass yourself another pour of wine.
<> Bake the wine for four hours.
<> Take the oven out of the turkey.
<> Tet the sable.
<> Grab another wottle of bine.
<> Turk the carvey!
Ave an appetite nice. 😉